Gary Johnston / Joe / Kim Jong Il / Hans Blix / Carson / Matt Damon / Drunk in Bar / Tim Robbins / Sean Penn / Michael Moore / Helen Hunt / Susan Sarandon (voice)

Chris / George Clooney / Danny Glover / Ethan Hawke (voice)

Lisa (voice)

Police Officer / French Mother / French Police (voice)

Sarah (voice)

Spottswoode (voice)

Samuel L. Jackson (voice)

I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. / Chechnyan Terrorist (voice)

Jean Francois (voice)

Alec Baldwin (voice)