Big Bob
Brenda
Tommy
Wilson
Andy
Robin
Shirley
Karen
Doria
Maria
Connie
Helga
Judy
Ted Farley
Ray Brandy
Emile
Logan
Little Bob
Freddy
Chuck
Young American Miss
Judge #1
At the Party
Pianist
Workman
Tony
Roberta
Host Father
Mrs. Chambers
Maggots Girl
Phil Persky
Mr. Crosby
Marine
Mother Hen
Guard
Willetta
Judge #2
Sandra Kay
Shirley's Mother
Shirley's Father
Judge #3
Secretary
Mother
Policeman
Alan
Jay
Local Emcee
Priest Judge
Lady Judge
Stage Manager
Bear
Phil La Barr
Organizer
Nick
Drummer
Singing Voice (voice)
Major Weenie (voice)