Cindy Campbell
George
Mahalik
Tom
Brenda Meeks
President Baxter Harris
CJ
Ross Giggins
Becca
Kate
Annie
Elaine
Diane
Cody
Sue
Architect
Aunt Shaneequa / The Oracle
Orpheus
Trooper Champlin
Tabitha
Carson Ward
Father Muldoon
Toilet Guy
Rapper #1
Rapper #2
Simon Cowell
Fat Joe
Sayaman
Mr. Meeks
Mrs. Meeks
Ralph
Mr. Meek's Brother
Brenda's Grandmother
Tabitha's Mother
Guy in Chair
Tabitha's Voice (voice)
MJ
Zubie
John Wilson
Agent Thompson
Macy Gray
Redman
Method Man
Raekwon
RZA
U-God
Alien #1
Alien #2
Native American #1
Native American #2
Native American #3
Tracheotomy Man
Tracheotomy Wife
Girl Scout
Tammy Fae Baker
Secret Serviceman Jones
Sweet Tabitha
Wedding Guest
P Masters
Mini Tabitha (uncredited)