Cindy Campbell
Brenda Meeks
Tom Ryan
Henry Hale
Mahalik
President Baxter Harris
Marilyn
Oliver
Ezekiel
Holly
Shaq
Dr. Phil
Mrs. Norris
Rachel
Robbie Ryan
CJ
Marvin
George
YoungBloodZ
Harper
Jamison
Knifeman
Blonde #1
Blonde #2
Blonde #3
Cody
Chingy
Gunman
Gloating Driver
Mr. Koji
Japanese Ghost Boy
Jeremiah
Amos
Female Elder #1
Female Elder #2
Male Elder #2
Male Elder #3
'His Brother, The Sheriff!'
Mordecai
Hoss
Japanese Ghost Woman
Michael Jackson
Cindy's Husband
Oprah
Saw Villain - Alien
Zoltar / 'I'll Pay You'
Saw Villain (voice)
Zoltar (voice)
Tiffany Stone
Don King
Secret Service Agent
Dock Foreman
Tiffany's Trainer
Fight Referee
Vendor at Fight
Hang Gliding Man
'Were You Naked?'
Little Girl
'Alien Attack!'
Terrorist
Running Woman #1
Running Woman #2
'My Bowels Have Stopped Moving!'
Marilyn's New Husband
Mr. Koji's Assistant
Old Lady Henderson
Pigface Joe
Spit Take Kid #1
Spit Take Kid #2
Spit Take Kid #3
Spit Take Kid #4
Spit Take Kid #5
Spit Take Kid #6
Chingy's Girl #1
Chingy's Girl #2
Chingy's Really Hot Waitress
Chingy's Hype Man
Blonde Woman in Alien Basket
Fight Announcer
National Spokesman
Shotgun Man
Yoko
Tom's Neighbor #1
Tom's Neighbor #2
Tom's Neighbor #3
School Teacher
Ball Scratcher
Wet T-Shirt Girl #1
Wet T-Shirt Girl #2
Wet T-Shirt Girl #3
Mahalik's Grandmother
Bar Waitress
Soldier
Reporter
Belgian Minister
UN Diplomat #1
UN Diplomat #2
UN Diplomat #3
UN Diplomat #4
UN Diplomat #5
UN Diplomat #6
UN Diplomat #7
UN Diplomat #8
Russian Diplomat
UN Diplomat #10
Doctor
Tom Logan (uncredited)
Narrator (uncredited)
Rasheed (uncredited)
Marcus (uncredited)
Principal (uncredited)
Cut Man (uncredited)
Belgian Representative in UN (uncredited)
Dancer (uncredited)