Jody Sanders
Dan Sanders
Charlie Sheen
Kathy
Lily
Barbara
Heather Darcy
Narrator (voice)
Dr. Hall
Amy
Marcus
Martin Jacobs
Mike Tyson
Aidan
Maria
D'Andre
Kendra Brooks
Pierre
Female Aide
David
Mia
Eric
Natalie
Caesar
Mama
Dom
Blaine Fulda
Madea
Self
Christian Grey
Ira the Janitor
French Boy
Newscaster #1
Newscaster #2
Real Housewife #1
Real Housewife #2
Kendra's Brother
Kendra's Cousin
Kendra's Mom
Antoinette Beauchamp
Waiter
Nadia
Sodomized Cop
Santa
Mama's Ridiculously Pampered Dog
Self (uncredited)
Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)
Mara (uncredited)
Real Housewife (uncredited)
Featured Porn Star (uncredited)
Little Man (uncredited)
Ballerina (uncredited)
Ballet Dancer (uncredited)
Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)
Ballet Patron (uncredited)
Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)
Ape Chick (uncredited)
Bridge Runner (uncredited)
Carpet Girl (uncredited)
Lab Tech (uncredited)
Model (uncredited)
Rescue Worker (uncredited)
Witch (uncredited)
Packer Fan (uncredited)
Audience / Patron (uncredited)
Extra (uncredited)