Brad Sloan
Troy Sloan
Melanie Sloan
Craig Fisher
Billy Wearslter
Jason Hatfield
Ananya
Maya
Nick Pascale
Xavier
Chris Kanew
Cherie Parkinson
Harvard Mother
Admission Officer
Admissions Receptionist
Busker
Female Professor
Azalia's Hostess
Mark
TSA Officer
Flight Attendant
Diane Fisher
Older Man
Chinese Waitress
Tween One
Tween Two
Young Troy
Jason's Executive Assistant
Older Latina
Bartender
Harvard Father
Ticket Seller
Jason's Wife
TV Host
Beta Male #1
Beta Male #2
George
Billy's Wahine
Billy's Other Wahine
Gay Dog Handler #1
Gay Dog Handler #2
Troy's Girlfriend
Jason's Child #1
Jason's Child #2
Jason's Child #3
Jason's Child #4
Self
College Tour Guide (uncredited)