Professor Goodman
Tony Matthews
Simon Rifkind
Charles Cameron / Mike Priddle
Young Goodman
Mrs. Goodman
Esther Goodman
Mr. Goodman
Esters's Boyfriend
Mark van Rhys
Steph
Security Guard
Beth Hooper
Jean Hooper
BBC Local Newsreader
Kojak / Desi Callahan
Nico Freer
Marcus Perry
Tilly
Father Emery
Mr. Rifkind
Mrs. Rifkind
Woolly
Hellion
Maria Priddle
Peggy Van Rhys (voice)
Radio DJ (voice)
Mike from Barnett (voice) / Bar Mitzvah Guest
Betty (voice)
Mrs. Rifkind (voice) / Bar Mitzvah Guest
National Breakdown Assistant Caller (voice)
Bar Mitzvah Guest