Silent Bob / Kevin Smith
Jay
Milly
Jihad
Justice
Cast Member of Clerks / Dante Hicks / Grant Hicks
Brodie
Holden McNeil
Alyssa Jones
Mooby's Manager Miss McKenzie
Sopapilla
Shan Yu
Judge Jerry N. Executioner
Bailliff
Prosecutor
Merkin
Security Guard
Chronic
Jason Biggs
Clerk
Cast Member of Clerks
Alfred the Butler
Comic Book Man
Keith Coogan
Nervous Cop
Reggie
Con-Ployee
Ted Underhill
Big Gun Guy
Holy Roller
Chris Hemsworth
Klan Leader
Bluntman
Lawyer
Amy
Mooby's Fun-ployee
Redman
Captain
French Canadian Blunt-Fan
1st AD
SouthBest Airlines Lady
Method Man
Con-Ployee #2
James Van Der Beek
Blunt-Fan
Guy with Banana
Sleepy Blunt-Fan
Pitchfork Guy
Walking Dead Fan
Chicago Ride Me Now Driver
Kush Boy #2
Iron Bob
Con-Ployee #3
Mooby's Coffee Addict
Mooby's Cook
Lady Bailiff
Bluntman Cosplayer
Kush Boy #1
Cockmando (voice)
Con Woman
Popcorn Eater
Jay Cosplayer
Silent Bob Fan
Loki (uncredited)
Stan Lee (archive footage) (uncredited)
Jogger
Chronic Con Contest Winner / Jay Cosplayer (uncredited)