Frank Darbo
Libby
Sarah
Jacques
Detective John Felkner
Abe
Hamilton
Toby
Quill
Pet Store Employee
The Holy Avenger
Mr. Range
Cop
Young Frank
Frank Sr.
Teenage Frank
Demonswill
Holly
Jim
Jesus / Guy In Line
Voice Of God (voice)
Comic Book Store Jerk
Librarian
Passenger Teen
Driving Teen
Nathaniel
Purse-snatcher
Wheelchair Woman
Chickenhawk
Chicken
Transvestite
Sarah's Sister
Newscaster
Line Butter
Line Butter's Girlfriend
Waitress
Long-haired Hood
Libby's Friend
Christian
Jerry
911 Man
Range's Technician
Thug Jumped On By Boltie
Thug Set On Fire
Thug #1
Thug Missing Arms
Sgt. Fitzgibbon
Stoner Girl