Nicholas Angel
PC Danny Butterman
Inspector Frank Butterman
DS Andy Wainwright
DC Andy Cartwright
Sergeant Tony Fisher
PC Doris Thatcher
Sergeant Turner
PC Bob Walker
Simon Skinner
Tom Weaver
Joyce Cooper
Dr. Robin Hatcher
Rev. Philip Shooter
Michael Armstrong
James Reaper
Mrs. Reaper
Roy Porter
Mary Porter
Bernard Cooper
Greg Prosser
Sheree Prosser
Annette Roper
Amanda Paver
Mr. Treacher
Leslie Tiller
Tim Messenger
Martin Blower
Eve Draper
Arthur Webley
George Merchant
Tina
Met Sergeant
Met Chief Inspector
Peter Ian Staker
Peter Cocker
'Not' Janine
Bob
Dave
Heston Services Clerk
Underage Drinker #1
Underage Drinker #2
Underage Drinker #3
Butcher Brother
The Living Statue
Aaron A. Aaronson
Janine (uncredited)
Metropolitan Police Inspector (uncredited)
Thief Dressed as Father Christmas (uncredited)
Crack Addict (uncredited)
Shelf Stacker / Voice of Dave (uncredited)
Village of The Year Judge (uncredited)