Arcot 'Thorny' Ramathorn

Rodney 'Rod' Farva

MacIntyre 'Mac' Womack

Robbie 'Rabbit' Roto

Carl Foster

Genevieve Aubois/Andrea Spooner

Governor Jessman

Guy Le Franc

Ursula Hanson

John O'Hagen

Christophe Bellefuille

Mountie Archambault

Cassandra Anne Gacek

Wagner

Fred Savage

Mountie Podien

Callaghan

Canadian Local Townsfolk

St. George Townsfolk

Female Driver

Bus Driver

Lonnie Laloush

Larry Johnson

Lance Stonebreaker

Opening Scene Groupie

Charles Lloyd

Bartender

Bordello Madame

L'Explosion Bartender

Female Escort