Ted
Bill
Kelly
Thea
Billie
Death
Dennis Caleb McCoy
Elizabeth
Joanna
Chief Logan
Deacon
Kid Cudi
Missy
The Great Leader
Dr. Taylor Wood
Dave Grohl
Jimi Hendrix
Louis Armstrong
Ling Lun
Grom
Rufus Hologram (archive footage)
Rufus (voice)
First Noble
Second Noble
Lead Scientist
Jesus / Young Ted
Stupid Demon
Ugly Demon
Head Technician
Clete
Young Bill
Babe Ruth
George Washington
Queen Elizabeth
Noble
Cleopatra
Buddha
Renaissance Lady
Harriet Tubman
Roman Soldier
Female Celt
Gypsy
Flapper
Pharaoh
Elizabethan Nobleman
Josephine Baker
Gandhi
Indira Gandhi
Kubla Khan
Amelia Earhart
Frida
Spanish Count
Native Chief
Cellist
Rifleman
Hendrix Band Member
Noelle Redding
Caveman
Cavewoman
Scientist
Caveman (uncredited)
Mozart (uncredited)
Tough Prisoner (uncredited)
Guy Playing Accordion (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Umpire (uncredited)
Renaissance Dancer (uncredited)
Guy in Shower (uncredited)
Fan Playing Air Guitar (uncredited)
Man in Lounge (uncredited)
Tambourine Player (uncredited)