Evelyn Wang
Joy Wang / Jobu Tupaki
Waymond Wang
Gong Gong
Deirdre Beaubeirdre
Becky Sregor
Big Nose
Chad
Rick
TV Musical - Queen
TV Musical - Soldier
Alpha Jumper - Trophy
Alpha Jumper - Bigger Trophy
Security Guard
Police - Confetti
Police - Salsa
Police - Luchador
Alpha Jumper - Jogger
Alpha Jumper - Edgelord
Alpha Jumper - SWAT
Alpha RV Officer
Kung Fu Master
Young Boy Waymond
Maternity Doctor
Laundromat Police
District Manager
Kung Fu Competitor / Co-Star
Opera Evelyn (voice)
Raccacoonie Puppeteer
Raccacoonie (voice) (uncredited)
Dominatrix (uncredited)