Sabrina "Bree" Osbourne / Stanley Schupak
Toby Wilkins
Elizabeth Schupak
Murray Schupak
Sydney Schupak
Margaret
Calvin Many Goats
Arletty
Alex
Bobby Jensen
Dr. Spikowsky
Fernando
Taylor
Little Girl
Hitchhiker
New York City Cop
Voice Coach
Phoenix Cop
Mary Ellen
Sergeant
Tennessee Waitress
Taylor's Father
Calpernia
David
Sammy
Mrs. Swallow
Harvey
John
Waiter