Professor G.H. Dorr
Marva Munson
Gawain MacSam
Garth Pancake
The General
Lump Hudson
Mountain Girl
Sherriff Wyner
Deputy Sheriff
Weemack Funthes
Fernand Gudge
Rosalie Funthes
Elron
Preacher
TV Commercial Director
Craft Service
Quarterback
Football Coach
Doughnut Gangster
Doughnut Woman
Gawain's Mama
Li'l Gawain
Gawain's Sister
Gawain's Brother
Waffle Hut Waitress
Tea Lady
Church Voice (voice)
Othar
Humane Society Worker (uncredited)
Angry Football Fan (uncredited)