Harold Lee
Kumar Patel
Maria
Neil Patrick Harris
Sergie Katsov
Vanessa Fanning
Todd
Jesus
Mr. Perez
Kid in Line
Mom in Line
Rosenberg
Seth Goldstein
T.V. Director
Mall Santa
Wafflebot (voice)
Adrian
Kenneth Park
Pepe Perez
Becca the P.A.
Reporter
David Burtka
Heaven's Bartender
Santa Claus
Boris
Gracie
Mary
Topless Angel
Lamar
Timo Perez
Wafflebot Kid
Nana Perez
Ava
Latrell
Teen
Hot Teenage Girl
Yuri
Gustav
Noah
White Castle Employee
Church Security Guard
Inez Perez
St. Peter
Dancer
Partygoer (uncredited)