Schmidt
Jenko
Molly Tracey
Eric Molson
Mr. Walters
Domingo
Captain Dickson
Zack
Mr. Gordon
Ms. Griggs
Principal Dadier
Deputy Chief Hardy
Officer Judy Hoffs
Delroy
Roman
Juario
Amir
Lisa
Annie Schmidt
David Schmidt
Phyllis
Fugazy
Jr. Jr.
Burns
Sanders
Billiam Willingham
DJ Ay Papi
Karl
One-Percenter #1
One-Percenter #2
One-Percenter #3 - Luis
One-Percenter #4 - Lukas
One-Percenter #5 - Ed
French Samuels
Scott
Crazy
Melodie
Hamilton Principal
Cinnamon
Prostitute
Accompanist
VW Bug Driver
EMT
Eric's Friend
Naked Drama Threesome
Adorable Boy
Janitor
Police Chief
Instructor
Officer Doug Penhall (uncredited)
Officer Tom Hanson (uncredited)
Scared Kid in Park (uncredited)