David Spritz
Robert Spritzel
Noreen
Shelly Spritzel
Mike Spritzel
Russ
Don
Lauren
DMV Guy
Andrea
Clerk
Nurse
Nipper Guy
Fast Food Employee
Fast Food Mom
Shelly's Archery Instructor
Paul
Passenger with Frosty
Viewer
Viewer's Wife
Beer Girl
Beer Patron
Shelly's Companion
Tim
Race Organizer
Trust Counselor
Takeout Clerk
Register Worker
Mark Dersen
Hello America Producer
Hello America Director
Passing Pedestrian
Pie Thrower
Robert's Friend
Priest
NY Pedestrian
Himself
Co-Anchor
Herself
Dave's Archery Instructor
Guy in Park
Elevator Kid
WGN Assistant Director
Living Funeral Guest
Fast Food Child