Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers / "Not Sure"
Rita
Frito Pendejo
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Secretary of Defense
Secretary of State
Prosecutor
Bailiff
Sgt. Keller
Officer Collins
Hospital Technician
Dr. Lexus
Cop #1
Horny Guy
Yuppie Husband
Yuppie Wife
Trashy Guy
Slutty Girl
New Slutty Girl
Trashy Teen Jock
Beef Supreme
Officer
Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)
Additional Officer
Counter Woman
Doctor in Waiting Room
Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter
Prison Guard #2
Prison Guard #3
Guy at Costco
Woman at Carl's Jr.
Congressman #1
Congressman #2
Secret Service Thug
Upgrayedd
Secretary of Energy
Brawndo CEO
Female Newscaster
Male Newscaster
Female Reporter
Stadium Guard
Cameraman
Cop at Government Center
Doctor
Control Room Director
Cop at Costco
Trapped Man
Secretary of Education
Secret Service Thug #2
Narrator (voice)
Attorney General (uncredited)
Charles Chaplin (uncredited)
Prisoner (uncredited)
Angry Court Member (uncredited)
Hospital Patient (uncredited)
Museum Visitor (uncredited)
One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)
Computer Voice (uncredited)
Townsperson (uncredited)
Old Man (uncredited)
Peterson (uncredited)
Front Row Juror (uncredited)
Congressman (uncredited)
Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited)
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)
Miss Claypool (uncredited)
Juror (uncredited)