Dave
John
Roger North
Arnie Blondestone
Largeman
Dr. Albert Marconi
Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton
Amy
Fred Chu
Robert Marley
Father Shellnut
Shelly
Korrok (voice)
Justin White
Sergeant McElroy
Girl with Rastafarian
Old Woman
Reanimated Dead Guy
Dr. Marconi Assistant
Mustache Cop
Meat Monster
Suspicious Diner
Bullet Factory Worker
Mmm Bacon
They China Food! Waitress
Officer Johnson
Officer Steve
Largeman Follower
Spider Victim