Fiona Pembroke / Lady Margaret / Stacy
Peter Maxwell
Prince Edward
Prince Kevin
Bianca Pembroke
Mindy
Reggie
Mrs. Donatelli
Inspector Moretti
Frank
Hunter Cunard
Elf Man
Olivia
Mother Superior
Cardinal Aked Amoah
Young Fiona
Young Peter
Sister Disapproval
Agnes
Review Committee Chairman
Beefy Security Guard #1
Black Suit Security Guard #2
Itai Kraus Security Guard #3
Hunter's Staff Member
Santa
Simon
Montenaro Palace Staff
TV Reporter Kay Brock (uncredited)
Stall Holder (uncredited)
90s School Boy (uncredited)
TV Anchor (uncredited)
Member of the Judiciary (uncredited)