Sean Payton
Coach Troy Lambert
Jamie
Beth
Coach Mitch Bizone
Gus the Bus Driver
Intern Emily
Connor Payton
Paulie
Marcos
Dennis
Harlan
Nate
Jason
Brian
Porcupine Coach
Brooke's Mom
Brooke
Will
Cindy
Calvin
Eric - Hotel Clerk
Porcupine Captain
JD McGilligan's Bartender / Fire Lady
Referee Covert
Championship Game Referee
Teen Punk
Knight Player
Bears' Cocky Defender
Game Announcer
Sideline Reporter
Self
Lionel (Janitor)