Matt Stifler
Elyse
Ernie
Chloe
Jimmy
Oscar
Sherman
Mr. Levenstein
Nurse Sanders
Arianna
Brandon Vandecamp
Mr. Nelson
Sheree
Dani
Derek
Andy
Riggler
Leslie
Dr. Susan Choi
Principal Vegas
Patti
Laurie
Claire
Robards Receptionist
Elyse's Mom
Senior Football Player
Ernie's Mother
Football Player
Bootleg Bandy
Trading Card Bandy
Dancer
Guitar Player