Seth
Evan
Fogell
Officer Slater
Officer Michaels
Becca
Jules
Nicola
Francis the Driver
Mark
Homeless Guy
Liquor Store Cashier
Liquor Store Clerk
Greg the Soccer Player
Gaby
Jesse
Shirley
Miroki
Prosthetic Leg Kid
Evan's Mom
Father with Bat
Good Shopper Cashier
Old Lady
Good Shopper Security
Period Blood Girl
Quince Danbury
Tut Long John Silver
Patrick Manchester
Benji Austin
Billy Baybridge
Coffee Fairmount
James Masselin
Wild Bill Cherry
Kane Cloverdale
Scarlett Brighton
Tiger Greendragon
Muffin Selby
Mrs. Hayworth
Gym Teacher
Math Teacher
Young Seth
Young Becca
Vagtastic Voyager
Vagtastic Voyage Girl
Bartender
Bus Driver
Elementary Principal
Party Teenager
Teacher
Buddy at Party (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)