Bob Cabana / Teen Ravioli
Donna Stankowski
Edsel Kellogg III
Thurl Ravenscroft
Marjorie Post
Rick Ludwin
George
Counter Man
Anna Cabana
Bobby Cabana
Annie Cabana
Mike Diamond
Davey Wilson
Poppy Northcutt
Snap
Crackle
Pop
Tom Terranova
Ralston Purina
Isaiah Lamb
Stu Smiley
Butchie
Cathy
Cookie Rojas
Walter Cronkite / Johnny Carson
Corky
Chester Slink
Barney Stein
Ernest Best
Kellogg's Janitor
Astronaut
NASA Alien
Tom Carvel
Steve Schwinn
Harold von Braunhut
Chef Boy Ardee
Jack Lalanne
Beth Donovan
Tom Bergeron
Purvis Pendleton
General Mills
El Sucre
Eddie Mink
Newborn Ravioli (voice)
Rada Adzhubey
Khruschev
Harry Friendly
Marine
JFK
Doublemint Twin #1
Doublemint Twin #2
Lloyd
Chuck
Mrs. Schwinn
Big Yella
Toucan Sam
Apple Head
Blubbering Mourner
Older Woman
Ad Man #1
Ad Man #2
Mike Puntz
Little Debbie
Michigan Senator
Danielle Sklar
Ed McMahon
Andy Warhol
George's Dad
George's Mom
Truck Driver