Lloyd Christmas
Harry Dunne
Mary Swanson
Helen Swanson
Nicholas Andre
J.P. Shay
Joe Mentaliano
Detective Dale
Karl Swanson
Bobby
Athletic Beauty
Billy
Sea Bass
Bartender
Barnard
Cashier
Dale's Man #1
Dale's man #2
Coroner
Elderly Lady
Mrs. Neugeboren
Reporter
State Trooper
Waitress #1
Bus Stop Beauty
Sea Bass Friend
Flight Attendant
Swanson Maid
Anxious Man at Phone
Waitress #2
Nicholas's Girl
Martial Artist
Bikini Girl
Barber
Concierge
Diner Gawker
Manicurist
Masseuse
Mutt Cutts Boss
Airport Bystander
Peeing Man
Peeing Man's Friend
Aspen Police Officer
Preservation Partier
Sexy Woman
Sweater Friend
Wallbanger
Swedish Bikini Team Member (uncredited)
Bikini Girl (uncredited)
FBI Agent (uncredited)
Flight Personnel (uncredited)
Bellman (uncredited)
Preservation Partier (uncredited)
Guy in Restaurant (uncredited)
Waiter #1 (uncredited)
Lucy (Pacific Bell Commercial) (uncredited)
Waiter #3 (uncredited)