Josh Parker
E.L.
Beth Wagner
Rubin Carver
Kyle Edwards
Tiffany Henderson
Jacob
Earl Edwards
Barry Manilow
Motel Clerk
Ed
French Toast Guy
Tour Group Mom
Sperm Bank Nurse
Barry's Grandma
Barry's Grandpa
The Wrong Tiffany
Mark
Professor Anderson
Carla
Heather
Wendy
Target Clerk
Cookie Edwards
Duffy
Blind Brenda
Officer Bortz
Joyce
Stephanie
Michael
Boston Coed
Jeff
Lawrence
Chris
Rhonda
Corky the Dog (Voice)
Lisa
Brian
Campus Security #1
Campus Security #2
Bomb Squad Detective
Tour Group
Crime Scene Photographer
Waiter
Kim
Woman on Bus
Party Guest
Stepper
Barry's Girl
Foot Lover
E. L.'s Girlfriend
Party Band