Eddie 'Hudson Hawk' Hawkins
Tommy Five-Tone
Anna Baragli
George Kaplan
Darwin Mayflower
Minerva Mayflower
Kit Kat
Cesar Mario
Alfred
Snickers
Butterfinger
Almond Joy
Gates
Antony Mario
Leonardo Da Vinci
Apprentice
Guy on Donkey
Mona Lisa
Prison Clerk
Prison Security Guard
Mario's Driver
Big Stan
Dean
Jerry
Auctioneer
Girl in Car
Vatican Guard
Bratty Kid
The Pope
Igg
Ook
Cardinal
Waiter
Bunny the Dog (voice)
Narrator (voice)