Scott Thomas
Cooper Harris
Jenny
Jamie
Mad Maynard
Madame Vandersexxx
Mieke
Arthur Frommer
Christoph
Mugger
Fiona
Mrs. Thomas
Bert
Donny
Guitars - Lustra
Vocals - Lustra
Bass - Lustra
Drums - Lustra
Candy
Missy
Sissy
Courier Clerk
Cecil
Hooligan
Gunter
French Soccer Fan
Robot Man
Creepy Italian Guy
Naked Spanish Guy
Naked African Guy
Naked Tiny Asian Guy
Nude Beach Lady
Vandersexxx Girl
Rasta Waiter
Rasta Chef
Anna, The Camera Store Girl
Hans
Gruber
Bakery Man
Bakery Woman
Trucker
Tibor
Manager at Opulent Hotel
Waiter at Opulent Hotel
Girl in Orange Juice Ad
Orange Juice Ad Voice Over (voice)
Green Fairy
Mieke's Father
Heinrich
Swiss Guard
Vatican Tour Guide
Tourist Woman in Vatican
Italian Guy at Vatican
Reporter
Pope
American Robot Guy
Hostel Clerk
Old Woman in Confessional (uncredited)
Scott's Dad (uncredited)