Jack Delroy
June Ross-Mitchell
Carmichael Haig
Christou
Lilly D'Abo
Gus McConnell
Madeleine Piper
Leo Fiske
Szandor D'Abo
Diane
Carol
Phil
Sammy
Cavewoman
Walker Bedford
Stacey
Christou's Assistant
Peggy Decay
The Narrator (voice)
Lou
Cue Card Guy
Production Assistant 1
Production Assistant 2
Stage Hand 1
Stage Hand 2
Stage Hand 3
Camera Operator 1
Camera Operator 2
Cleo James
Skeleton Man
Frank Khoury
Spoon Bender
Military Officer
Vietnam Vet
Levitating Woman
FBI Agent
Infant Lilly
Head of Airtime
Vice President of Marketing
Vice President of Marketing's Wife
Annointed Grove Member
Young Lilly
Spinning Wheel Lady
High Priestess
D'Abo's Disciple
Grove Member
Orson
David Dastmalchian Stand In
Ingrid Torelli Stand In
Barry
French Director