Derek Zoolander
Hansel
Matilda Jeffries
Mugatu
Katinka
Maury Ballstein
J.P. Prewitt
Larry Zoolander
Scrappy Zoolander
Todd
Brint
Rufus
Meekus
Donald Trump
Christian Slater
Tom Ford
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Steve Kmetko
Tommy Hilfiger
Natalie Portman
Fabio
Lenny Kravitz
Gwen Stefani
Heidi Klum
Mark Ronson
Paris Hilton
David Bowie
Tyson Beckford
Fred Durst
Lance Bass
Lil' Kim
Garry Shandling
Stephen Dorff
Sandra Bernhard
Claudia Schiffer
Veronica Webb
Lukas Haas
Carmen Kass
Frankie Rayder
Archie
Evil DJ
Olga the Masseuse
Prime Minister of Malaysia
Hansel's Corner Guy
Hansel's Posse
Italian Designer
American Designer
French Designer
German Designer
British Designer
Derek's Interview Hairstylist
VH1 Reporter
Mugatu Model
Mugatu Bodyguard
Time Magazine Reader
Night Club Door Person
Night Club Security
Night Club Bouncer / Biff
Night Club Bouncer / Maurice
Night Club Bouncer
Rico
Billy Zane's Date
Abraham Lincoln
John Wilkes Booth
JFK Assassin
Monkey Photographer
Irina
Sherpa
Climber
Cool Tattoo Girl
Dalai Lama Guy
Funky Loft Guest
Ennui
Maori Tribesman
Janitor Derek
Janitor Hansel
Derelicte Doorman
Derelicte Bouncer
Derek's Derelicte Hairstylist
Derek's Derelicte Make-up Artist
Zoolander Center Student
Infomercial Director
Derek Jr.
Story Hour Girl
Victoria Beckham (uncredited)
Gavin Rossdale (uncredited)
Winona Ryder (uncredited)
Luke Zoolander (uncredited)
Billy Zane (uncredited)
Amanda Lepore (uncredited)
Model (uncredited)
Protestor (uncredited)