Martin Q. Blank

Debi Newberry

Grocer

Marcella

Dr. Oatman

Steven Lardner

Paul Spericki

Mr. Bart Newberry

Bob Destepello

Terry Rostand

Kenneth McCullers

Eckhart

Amy

Mary Blank

Tanya

Mrs. Kinetta

Waiter

Nathaniel (as Pat O'Neill)

Felix La PuBelle

Bicycle Messenger

Assassin #2

Ken

Assistant #1

Melanie the Waitress