President Skroob / Yogurt
Barf
Dark Helmet
Lone Starr
Princess Vespa
King Roland
Colonel Sandurz
Radar Technician
Dot Matrix (voice)
Dot Matrix
John Hurt
Radio Operator
Minister
Prince Valium
Commanderette Zircon
Major Asshole
Laser Gunner
Dr. Schlotkin
Captain of the Guard
Snotty
Magnetic Beam Operator
Charlene
Marlene
Waitress
Woman in Diner
Sand Cruiser Driver
TV Newsman
Megamaid Guard
Vinnie
Prison Guard
Head Usher
Organist
Trucker in Cap
Short Order Cook
Guard with Captain
Video Operator
Troop Leader
Trooper
Dink
Bearded Lady
Caddy
Nurse
Pizza the Hutt (voice)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Dink (voice) (uncredited)
Guard (uncredited)
Pizza the Hutt / Ape #2 (uncredited)
Dink (uncredited)
Spaceball Drum Beater (uncredited)
Movie Crew Member (uncredited)
Spaceball with Comb / Dink (voice) (uncredited)
Self-Destruct Voice (voice) (uncredited)
King Roland's Aide (uncredited)