Topper Harley / Rhett Butler / Superman
Kent Gregory
Ramada Thompson / Scarlett O'Hara / Lois Lane
Admiral Benson
Lt. Commander Block
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson
Kowalski
Wilson
Buzz Harley
Mrs. 'Dead Meat' Thompson
'Red' Herring
'Mailman' Farnham
Owatonna 'The Old One'
Rosener
Captain Margolis
Doctor
Air Controller
Ambulance Driver
Paramedic
Nurse
Communications Officer
Ring Announcer
Francine
Scooter
Jazz
Lawrence Lipps
Piano Player
Drill Sergeant #1
Drill Sergeant #2
Rabbi
Amish Man
Amish Woman
Eskimo
Charles Barkley
Bill Laimbeer
Pope John Paul II
Humphrey 'Bogie' Bogart
Saddam Hussein
Elvis 'The King' Presley
Liberace
Precocious Paper Boy
Handsome Milkman
Boxer #1
Boxer #2
Conspiratorial Crewman
Parking Valet
Family in Front of TV Store
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Rabinowitz (uncredited)