Mario Mario
Luigi Mario
King Koopa
Daisy
Iggy
Spike
Lena
Daniella
Toad
Scapelli
Bertha
The King
Old Lady
Angelica
Brooklyn Girl
Goomba Toad
Sgt. Simon
Hatcheck Girl
Goomba
Nun
T.V. Announcer
Reporter #1
Reporter #2
Scapelli Bodyguard
Pizza Delivery Boy
Egon
James
Japanese Businessman #1
Japanese Businessman #2
Devo Controller
Devo Technician
Creatures (voice)
Narrator (voice)
Goomba (uncredited)
Singing Waiter (uncredited)
Crazed Lunatic (uncredited)
Devo Technician (uncredited)
Vendor (uncredited)
Prostitute (uncredited)
Brooklyn Girl (uncredited)
Archaeology Student (uncredited)