Nicky
Valerie Veran
Dad
Adrian
Cassius
Lucifer
Todd
Peter
John
Beefy
Holly
Referee
Peeper
Gatekeeper
Chief of Police
Deacon
Jimmy the Demon
The Townie
Street Vendor
Nipples
Christa
Jenna
Alumni Hall Announcer
Cardinal
Mayor Randolph
Hitler
Mom
Son
Mrs. Dunleavy
Fenner
Henry Winkler
Himself
Bill Walton
Regis Philbin
Sylvia Lopez
Weatherman
Beating Cop
Bus Shelter Bum
Old Lady at Game
WNYH Reporter (uncredited)
Korean Man (uncredited)
Dan Marino (uncredited)
Chubbs (uncredited)
Human Dartboard
Gary the Monster
Bum in Alley