Elvis Presley / Sebastian Haff
John F. "Jack" Kennedy
The Nurse
Callie Thomas
Bubba Ho-tep
Elderly Woman
Kemosabe
Rest Home Administrator
Hearse Driver
Elvis' Roommate
Room Nurse
Attending Nurse
Iron Lung Lady
Baby
TV Announcer
Janitor
Elvis' Boy
Sebastian's Band, Drums
Sebastian's Band, Guitar
Sebastian's Band, Bass
Sebastian's Band, Keyboards
Trailer Park Gal
Egyptian Guard
Lunch Room Folks
Vintage Picture Model