Edward
Peter
White Bitch
Lucy
Susan
Willy
Bink
Mr. Tumnus
Captain Jack Swallows
Mystique
Museum Curator
Aslo
Harry Potter
Ron
Hermoine
Flight Attendant
Albus Dumbledore
Cyclops
Magneto
Wolverine
Storm
Rogue
Nacho Libre
Chanchito
Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch
Ashton Kutcher
Samuel Jackson
Kanye West
Paris Hilton
Mel Gibson
Singing Pirate Girl
Flavor Flav
P. Diddy Faun
Lauren Conrad
Harry Beaver (voice)
Lead Archer
Woodsman
Aslo's Camp Band
Pirate with Heart
Pirate
Pirate Wench
Cribs Faun
Aslo's Girl
Jogging Girl
Wardrobe Girl
James Bond
Bond Girl
Blacksmith
Silas the Monk
Prison Guard
Breast Bite Woman
Nose Bite Guy
Crotch Bite Guy
Morphed Mystique
Thug
Narrator (voice)
Oompa Loompa
Willy Dance Double
Curator Dance Double
Dancing Pirate Girl
Breakdancing Pirate
Dancing Soldier
Madd Chadd
Michael Jackson
Daniel
Silas (uncredited)
Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited)
The Hot Nun (uncredited)
Warrior (uncredited)
Man-Boobs! (uncredited)
Oompa Loompa (uncredited)
Monk (uncredited)