Douglas "Dougie" Whooly
Jenna Whooly
Alex Martin
Merrill Whooly
Dean Whooly
Vernon Martin
Nicole
Satan Man
Mrs. Sylvia Tishbaum
Hunter
Fran
He Head
She Head
Mayor Flarin
Mrs. Flarin
Packing Boy
Pinoccio
Valet
Dragon Lady
News Commentator
Hunchback
Other kid
Billy Flarin
Driver