Phil Weston
Buck Weston
Mike Ditka
Barbara Weston
Janice Weston
Sam Weston
Bucky Weston
Mark Avery
Hunter
Byong Sun
Ambrose
Connor
Gian Piero
Massimo
Jack
Alex
Referee
Ann Hogan
Donna Jones
Jim Davidson 'The Captain'
Janet Davidson
John Ryan
Forest Avery
Tom Hanna
Diana Ditka
Patty
Track & Field Coach
Jack's Mother
Umberto
Butcher Shop Employee
Beantown Employee
Beantown Customer
Stew
Clark
Caring Soccer Dad
Young Phil
Baby Phil
Tiger
Gladiator
Tarantula
Cosmos Player
Obnoxious Hummer Lady (uncredited)